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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

15.06.2025 01:17

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What do you mean son?

Do you know what she said mum?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

How do I overcome attachment issues?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

True - how I loved my mum!

Why is it difficult to get a job?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.